BAMM.TV

The Friday List: Before They Were Famous

Posted on: No Comments

Time once again for BAMM’s regular Friday list of curiosities to keep you talking over the weekend. This week: before they were famous …

It’s easy to forget that – beneath the bravado, bluster, millions of dollars and non-stop sex with beautiful people – rock stars are just like us. They have the same insecurities, the same neuroses, the same phobias. Most importantly of all, though: they also went to school, and they also shared that difficult transition period between childhood and adolescence which makes most of us a little less … shall we say … photogenic.

Let’s take a look, then, at some rock star high school pictures, and marvel at how just how much they’ve changed …

5.

Remarkable to think that a kid with such an awkward smile and planetary-size afro would mutate into …


Prince, international style icon and a man who can play more instruments than an entire marching band.

4.

Who’s this unassuming young man? He looks like the kind of nice chap who’d grow up to run his own accountancy practice or something similarly wholesome. What’s his name?


Marilyn Manson. Oh. Right.

3.


Hmmm. Literally have no idea who this could be.


You have got to be f**king kidding.

2.


Who is this sweet-looking girl going to grow up to be? A charming secretary or Idaho housewife?


Ah. Gwen Stefani. I bet she had ‘no doubt’ about her future. Huh? See what we did there? Right, guys? Right?

1.

Poor kid. He must get bullied 24/7. God only knows how this is going to affect his future. Can’t expect much from him, I suppose.


Kirk Hammett. From Metallica. You might have heard of them.

Leave a Reply

Okay